Sunday, April 26, 2009

your cock may appear smaller when viewed from above

which implies that probably he appears larger from below. never been in that position, if you have to ask. asking also won't solve the problem... see, the size of your cock might depend on a series of factors when seen by the eyes of a willingful female who desires his oh-almighty power inside her. if she wants you badly, she'll see him a little larger that he actually is, despite the relative position. she might see him as both a tool of pleasure and one of pain, and in that case she probably would see him larger than life itself, too much for her poor little pussy to handle. she'll also see some spikes and metal parts darting off his skin, when pain becomes more than pleasure. and i'd have to say that this is NOT good.

maybe she's drunk as a skunk on spring break, and then, at the slightest error of performance or pumping capacity, she'll see him as small as he was when he (and you) was just a hairless bean painted in red. and then she might laugh at him... or maybe she's just too hungry for him. she wants more and more and more, maybe two of then. HEY! hold on, he was made for being the solo artist in this show, and then he'll really appear smaller after this kind of proposal...

it's always the same cock. how do you see him, it doesn't matter at all.

5 comments:

The tone said...

Wow!
The title called my attention. The language is so carefully used. I learned some new expressions...
And the tone is so cute. Like a mixture of scientific and childish voices.
now,the ending. The proposal has happened, as I imagined it would eventually. And the lion is so conceited that it accepts no alternatives. Funny who one can say we always face the bars.
but if you change your mind, you know my phone number lol

André Maia Chagas said...

Is this a perverted way to say that everything in life is relative? or is this just somenthing that happened recentely?? hehehe

Jane said...

I don't get the conclusion. It disagrees so much with the rest of the text (and with reality). Is that intentional and Im just being silly by not seeing it or is it just what you like to believe in in spite of everything?

Patrícia said...

I thought it's very funny!!! I appreciate good sense of humor in people. Life is cool when you are intelligent.
Kisses,
Patrícia

The Dark Son of Janus said...

i'd have to say that i'd rather be dumb... a life made of shades is a lot more complicated than a single two-color scheme...

red and yellow then came to be...

about the actual small cock problem, no, it doesn't conform to reality and it's not something that happened recently...